Somethin' catchy.

ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

lacigreen:

uselessparadigm:

10knotes:

I feel so embarrassed and I can’t explain it.

“if women are so smart, why hasn’t there been a woman president?”

daniellemertina:

stfuconservatives:

He is literally losing sponsors faster than I can blog.

-Joe

While this is really great (that people are finally deciding to take action against this guy) it is insulting that widespread disgust has only occured now. He has said plenty of…

Nearly 99 percent of women have relied on contraception in their lives. Yet nearly half of women ages 18 to 34 have struggled to afford it. No woman’s health should depend on who she is, where she works, or how much money she makes… This basic principle is already law in 28 states across the country.

thepetroguy:

varicilence:

reem-ster:

paradiscacorbasi:

thatsonedeadflamingo:

sugar-flanagan:

Take your pick.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the GOP.

This photoset makes my head hurt.  And my heart.

Bloody hell.

Excuse me while I /facebrick. It’s that fucking bad.

Honestly, if any of these fucks get elected, I am leaving North America. 

I WOULD TRUST ERIC NORTHMAN WITH EVERY MOLECULE OF MY BEING.

I WOULD TRUST ERIC NORTHMAN WITH EVERY MOLECULE OF MY BEING.

Truth.

Truth.

early-onset-of-night:

Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s just Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and a “fit, fun, and classy guy.”One object of his flirtation told me her story:On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals seeking someone to, in her words, “pork.”“Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to come on over and, in her words, “pork me.”That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own. By email, Lee identified himself as a 39-year-old divorced lobbyist and sent a picture to the woman. (In fact, Lee is married and has one son with his wife. He’s also 46.)=====================To: [redacted]@yahoo.comFrom: Christopher LeeSubject: Will Someone Prove To Me Not All CL Men Look Like Toads - 34 (DMV)Hi,Ribbit, ribbit. Wait, I guess that’s a frog. A frog, however, that will turn into your Love Prince if you let me! I’m a fun, fit, and classy guy. I live in the Capitol Hill area. 6ft,190lbs. Blond/blue. 39. I’m a lobbyist and wear a suit and tie where I work to get as many Americans as I can on prescription meds for my pharmaceutical bosses. It pays well.=====================To: Christopher LeeFrom: [redacted]@yahoo.comSubject: Is that you’re Myspace pic?Are you sure that’s not a photo from a JC Penney ad? Haha. It’s pretty corny, but I like your muscles.=====================To: [redacted]@yahoo.comFrom: Christopher LeeSubject: I’m all man, babyLol, no. Just me relaxing at home. I never wear a shirt at home because I always have the heat on high…if you know what I mean.=====================From: [redacted]@yahoo.comTo: Christopher LeeSubject: Laughter is the best medicineI was only joking. A pre-pork laugh is important to me.=====================From: Christopher LeeTo: [redacted]@yahoo.comSubject: What about ham?Pre-pork laughter is always important. You’re obsession with pork leads me to believe your not Jewish. Whew! I wouldn’t want you controlling the media or anything on our first date. Lmao.=====================From: [redacted]@yahoo.comTo: Christopher LeeSubject: How about Canadian bacon?Nope, not Jewish. I’m part Canadian. I’m not frigid if that’s what you’re thinking.=====================From: Christopher LeeTo: [redacted]@yahoo.comSubject: I hate frozen bratwurstWhew! again. Last time I porked a Canadian my weiner—which is vast, by the way—nearly froze. When can we meet?=====================The woman says she cut off contact when she searched for Lee online and discovered he was Congressman from New York.“Yuck,” said the woman. “A politician? I’d rather be celibate and die alone in a dumpster behind a strip club.”A spokesman for Congressman Lee says his email and Facebook accounts had been hacked, and that it was someone else the woman was in contact with. “Probably a Muslim impostor. Someone named Abdul, no doubt. The Congressman is happily married and the only time he or his wife posted anything online was they tried to sell some furniture that had tragically become urine-stained.”



uhhhh WTF

early-onset-of-night:

Rep. Christopher Lee is a married Republican congressman serving the 26th District of New York. But when he trolls Craigslist’s “Women Seeking Men” forum, he’s just Christopher Lee, “divorced” “lobbyist” and a “fit, fun, and classy guy.”

One object of his flirtation told me her story:

On the morning of Friday, January 14, a single 34-year-old woman put an ad in the “Women for Men” section of Craigslist personals seeking someone to, in her words, “pork.”

“Will someone prove to me not all CL men look like toads?” she asked, inviting “financially & emotionally secure” men to come on over and, in her words, “pork me.”

That afternoon, a man named Christopher Lee replied. He used a Gmail account that Rep. Christopher Lee has since confirmed to be his own. By email, Lee identified himself as a 39-year-old divorced lobbyist and sent a picture to the woman. (In fact, Lee is married and has one son with his wife. He’s also 46.)
=====================
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
From: Christopher Lee
Subject: Will Someone Prove To Me Not All CL Men Look Like Toads - 34 (DMV)

Hi,
Ribbit, ribbit. Wait, I guess that’s a frog. A frog, however, that will turn into your Love Prince if you let me! I’m a fun, fit, and classy guy. I live in the Capitol Hill area. 6ft,190lbs. Blond/blue. 39. I’m a lobbyist and wear a suit and tie where I work to get as many Americans as I can on prescription meds for my pharmaceutical bosses. It pays well.
=====================
To: Christopher Lee
From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: Is that you’re Myspace pic?

Are you sure that’s not a photo from a JC Penney ad? Haha. It’s pretty corny, but I like your muscles.
=====================
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
From: Christopher Lee
Subject: I’m all man, baby

Lol, no. Just me relaxing at home. I never wear a shirt at home because I always have the heat on high…if you know what I mean.
=====================
From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
To: Christopher Lee
Subject: Laughter is the best medicine

I was only joking. A pre-pork laugh is important to me.
=====================
From: Christopher Lee
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: What about ham?

Pre-pork laughter is always important. You’re obsession with pork leads me to believe your not Jewish. Whew! I wouldn’t want you controlling the media or anything on our first date. Lmao.
=====================
From: [redacted]@yahoo.com
To: Christopher Lee
Subject: How about Canadian bacon?

Nope, not Jewish. I’m part Canadian. I’m not frigid if that’s what you’re thinking.
=====================
From: Christopher Lee
To: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Subject: I hate frozen bratwurst

Whew! again. Last time I porked a Canadian my weiner—which is vast, by the way—nearly froze. When can we meet?
=====================
The woman says she cut off contact when she searched for Lee online and discovered he was Congressman from New York.

“Yuck,” said the woman. “A politician? I’d rather be celibate and die alone in a dumpster behind a strip club.”

A spokesman for Congressman Lee says his email and Facebook accounts had been hacked, and that it was someone else the woman was in contact with. “Probably a Muslim impostor. Someone named Abdul, no doubt. The Congressman is happily married and the only time he or his wife posted anything online was they tried to sell some furniture that had tragically become urine-stained.”

uhhhh WTF

theamericankid:

Tax Cuts Make No Sense AT ALL!

I especially enjoy the “zero taxes” sign. What are these people thinking?

theamericankid:

Tax Cuts Make No Sense AT ALL!

I especially enjoy the “zero taxes” sign. What are these people thinking?