You see this man right here?
I wanna ride his dick.
I bet you thought this was gonna be some emotional, gay ass poem, but no your wrong.
The Power of Group Economics
My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher I don’t care what none of y’all say, I still love her - Kanye West
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
i can never not reblog this
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’
crazy eyes is the realest bitch.
|—||literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)|
"I wore a Nickleback shirt for you!"
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.
Fall is upon us
This is still my favorite picture.
|—||every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)|
|—||Aziz Ansari (via stankley)|